Early Bird Special and 174 Other Signs That You Have Become a Senior Citizen

Become a Senior Citizen suddenly fly over head and we would miss the best dialogue bits from eight different upcoming movies. Yes, I know we could avoid all this if we entered the theater at 7:10 p.m. But there's no sense sitting in the ...

Early Bird Special    and 174 Other Signs That You Have Become a Senior Citizen

Wouldn't you like to know if you've become a Senior Citizen? Wouldn't your spouse or your children like to know if you've become one? Wouldn't they like to know if they've become seniors? Just what are the signs that cause men and women to one day have to take a deep breath and admit, "I've become a Senior Citizen." When looking for the answer, disregard the AARP cards and senior discounts. And also the Social Security checks and Medicare payments as being the only criteria. Becoming a Senior Citizen is not just the attainment of an arbitrary age. It's also the result of an individual's mind-set. Here, then, are 175 signs and 36 essays (some hilarious, some nostalgic, and some bittersweet) that will help you see if you've become a bona fide member of the fastest growing segment of American society.

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Early Bird Special!!! and 174 Other Signs That You Have Become a Senior Citizen
Language: en
Pages: 132
Authors: Mike Piedmonte, Jean Piedmonte
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2003-04-01 - Publisher: AuthorHouse

Wouldn't you like to know if you've become a Senior Citizen? Wouldn't your spouse or your children like to know if you've become one? Wouldn't they like to know if they've become seniors? Just what are the signs that cause men and women to one day have to take a
Harper's Weekly
Language: en
Pages:
Authors: John Bonner, George William Curtis, Henry Mills Alden, Samuel Stillman Conant, Montgomery Schuyler, John Foord, Richard Harding Davis, Carl Schurz, Henry Loomis Nelson, John Kendrick Bangs, George Brinton McClellan Harvey, Norman Hapgood
Categories: American periodicals
Type: BOOK - Published: 1880 - Publisher:

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Prairie Farmer
Language: en
Pages:
Authors: John Bonner, George William Curtis, Henry Mills Alden, Samuel Stillman Conant, Montgomery Schuyler, John Foord, Richard Harding Davis, Carl Schurz, Henry Loomis Nelson, John Kendrick Bangs, George Brinton McClellan Harvey, Norman Hapgood
Categories: Agriculture
Type: BOOK - Published: 1886 - Publisher:

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The Ladies' Home Journal
Language: en
Pages:
Authors: John Bonner, George William Curtis, Henry Mills Alden, Samuel Stillman Conant, Montgomery Schuyler, John Foord, Richard Harding Davis, Carl Schurz, Henry Loomis Nelson, John Kendrick Bangs, George Brinton McClellan Harvey, Norman Hapgood
Categories: Women's periodicals
Type: BOOK - Published: 1922 - Publisher:

Books about The Ladies' Home Journal
Aeroplane and Commercial Aviation News
Language: en
Pages:
Authors: John Bonner, George William Curtis, Henry Mills Alden, Samuel Stillman Conant, Montgomery Schuyler, John Foord, Richard Harding Davis, Carl Schurz, Henry Loomis Nelson, John Kendrick Bangs, George Brinton McClellan Harvey, Norman Hapgood
Categories: Aeronautics
Type: BOOK - Published: 1962-10 - Publisher:

Books about Aeroplane and Commercial Aviation News